Thursday, November 24, 2005
Stolen and manipulated/mutilated from Big Dick
's Top Ten Reasons To Be Thankful At Thanksgiving
I AM THANKFUL THIS THANKSGIVING....
...for having my blog to relinquish all my insanity--keeps me from unleashing on those around me.
...for idiots who can't drive or try to hog the road--without them, my pent up rage would never be expressed, heard, or felt by that squishy coyote that managed to get mutilated in the middle of the highway.
...that there are multiple free blogservices that allow me to cater to my multiple personalities.
...for the beloved genre of writing known as literotica--do I need to explain?
...that I live in America--I'll get into this in another post.
...for my innocence and naivette and overactive imagination through my troublesome childhood--unable to realize what was going on other than mommy and daddy getting mad a lot sheilded me and helped me grow and mature faster (believe it or not, it did).
...for being alone in the friendship department--I have plenty of time to devote to long hours at work and time to reflect on myself and the day and recent events...and to let my still over-active imagination run wild!
...for those men who own up to their responsibilies and stick with the one they knocked up.
...to have a wonderful fiance, even if he does tend to drift off and not pay attention while he plays his games.
...that I'm not pregnant.
Happy Turkey Day! :)
Posted at 12:00 am by beer-n-nachos
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