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||-- The Coffee Table --||
(The Den's eZine Story Collection)
||-Bedside Reads-||
||-Writings Of RemittanceGirl-||

||-- The Bar --||
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||-Poetry Night-||
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||-- Beer Nuts --||
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||-- The Dark Corner --||
( 18+ )
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||-Greg-||
||-Nate-||
||-RemittanceGirl-||
||-Shay-||
||-Three Boobs-||

||-- On Beer Run --||
||-Azion(Soul)-||
||-Big Fan-||
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||-DooGooder-||
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||-Jay-||
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||-- JukeBox Review --||

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-How Do You Get That Lonely-
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-Lolipop Porn Bitch-
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-Girl Anachronism-
-Miss Me-
-The Perfect Fit-
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-My Inlaws Are Outlaws-
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-Addicted-
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-Amazed-
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-Next Contestant-
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-Closer-
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-Taliban Song-
-Weed With Willie-
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||-Tony C & The Truth-||
-Gravity-
-Medusa-
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||-Trace Adkins-||
-(Love Me Like There's) No Tomorrow-
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
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WARNING: THIS POST NOT SAFE FOR VIEWING AT WORK!

Reason: pictures



Trace Adkins has a new song. It's playing now, if you hadn't noticed. As a slight service to those who enjoy a nice "badonkadonk", I present to you the lyrics to this song along with a few visuals between verses and chorus marks and bridges (as found on Cowboylyrics.com - I do not take responsibility for wrong or mispelled or misplaced lyrics)....



Honky Tonk Badonkadonk


Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
 
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

 





And now, for a promise to Trashman, I hand off two pictures of me, President Trashman '08's Secretary of UnderCover Affairs and two of my outfits that will be worn when he takes office and I snag my own desk (to hide under *wink*)....


(sorry dears, that *IS* a thong peeking out)


Posted at 01:19 am by beer-n-nachos

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